What is the deal with these skinny-ass men running around? Some of these dudes are smaller than 12-year old girls and they are adult men! I blame guys like Pete Wentz for this onslaught of men that won't eat. They run around in those low rise, skinny jeans that they bought in the juniors section and it's just not cute! What the hell can you do with a man that small? Do you even want to see what his bony little ass looks like naked? I need a man with some weight on him. A MAN that can knock the wind out of me when he jumps on top of me. Not some stickman. Aside from teenage starfuckers who are hatin' on Ashlee Simpson for bagging Skinny Pete, what kind of woman wants a man that she can probably take in an arm wrestle?
I'm talking normal-sized women too. The dude in this picture couldn't weigh more than 110 pounds. Does a guy this thin even have testosterone? My 10-year old nephew weighs about 80 pounds. This is just not acceptable. Eat a fuckin' steak dude AND a fully loaded bake potato then wash it down with a peanut butter chocolate milkshake. You deserve it!







