Fierce Diva - Humor and Insight for the Grown and Sexy

OMG! This Whore is Dirty....

I've picked on the dirty ho' chasing men that post on Craigslist looking for desperate women to cheat on their wives with.  Today I decided to see what the lovely ladies were up to and boy did I find a doozy! First, this skank can't even spell Manhattan, then she not only advertises that she's a cheating whore, but a cheating whore that want's some strangers spunk all up in her business. No wonder there is a rise in the rate of HIV infection among heterosexual women. I sure hope this was an ad placed by one of those dick-teasing pic collectors otherwise, this chick needs to strapped to rocket and launced into outer space where she can't do anymore harm. Her poor husband. Read on...

I will beg you not - w4m - 34 (Manhatten Beach)

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Reply to: Festering Boils
Date: 2008-06-28,  1:51PM PDT

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Sad Celebrity Sighting...

I had the near misfortune of sharing the road with bad plastic surgery victim/used to be kinda famous, Tara Reid, on my ride home from work this evening.  I was headed north on La Cienega when I noticed a small blonde woman in a new BMW 335i convertible.  BMWs are a dime a dozen in this part of LA (even I was driving one) so that part was hardly noticeable. What made me glance over at the woman was the fact that she was blasting a horrible Kanye West song that I absolutely hate.  I didn't recognize her at that moment though. What I did notice was that she was driving like a flippin' MANIAC!!! She was gunning the engine every time the light turned green.  She was darting in and out of lanes. She did signal,but her moves were so fast and erratic that it was a wonder that she didn't get hit. 

Anyone that lives in LA or has driven here, knows that La Cienega is one of those streets that ALWAYS has stop and go traffic, especially right by the Beverly Center which is where we were.  I was so appalled by this woman's driving that when I pulled up next to her at the next light I looked over at her to give her a look of contempt. She looked over at me and she gave me the sweetest smile.  That's when I realized it was Tara Reid. She didn't give me a smug, bitchy "I can do whatever I want to do" smile either.  It was as if she was kind of embarrassed by her own behavior and she was a apologizing for it with her smile. I couldn't give her a dirty look at that point.  I actually felt a little bad for her and I gave her a little smile back. I started to tell her to be careful, but I decided against it.

Poor Tara. I think she was secretly trying to cause some drama that would get her some publicity. Two of Lindsay Lohan's accidents were only a few blocks from where we were and both of those incidents turned into a circus with news helicopters and everything. Maybe Tara was hoping for her breaking news at 11 moment? 

I finally made a turn onto another street so I don't know if she kept driving like a crackhead rushing to her dealer for a hit, but I haven't heard any helicopters or seen any breaks in the nightly newscast so I guess Tara made it home OK. I hope that girl gets a job soon.  It's kinda sad when you used to be a b-list actress and now you're dropped from the list all together and must suffer the indignity of driving a 3-series BMW while Britney drives a $150K Benz through the KFC drive-thru.  So sad...

Tricia Walsh Smith - The Ultimate (Un)Diva!

This chick is just batshit crazy! She's some washed up "actress" with crazy crossed eyes and she's complaining about getting $750,000 FREE dollars?!?!?  It doesn't sound like she and the old man that she married even had a "real" marriage! What kind of wife doesn't know if her husband has an ailment that could kill him? What kind of wife doesn't know what kind of medication her husband might be taking? And this stupid chick clearly didn't have the sense to speak to an attorney before she tried to extort money from this man by embarrassing him on You Tube because an attorney might have convinced her that this was a BAD idea.  She screwed up in a few ways:

1. She comes off like a crazy shrieking gold-digging shrew
2. She admits that they NEVER had sex which I do believe is grounds for annulment due to the marriage having never been consummated. She may have just yapped her way out of ANY money   at all.
3. She exposed the ugliest, tackiest wannabe old money-esque apartment on Park Avenue.  Good Lord! She is one classless douche baggia!

Now I'm sure that her husband is no prize either.  I get the feeling that the Viagra and the "con-domes" were for his romps with a young, gay hustler.  He married the B-movie queen as a beard and he figured that if he let her gallivant around the world with his Black Amex she would behave herself and keep her mouth shut. Then he got tired of her and decided that he needed to upgrade, but he'd give her a little something for her trouble.  He's a douche bag, but that doesn't mean that he has to give up a huge chunk of HIS fortune just because the beard discovered that she was just a temporary prop.  She willingly entered into and stayed in a marriage with an old man that wouldn't even fuck her.  Damn girl! Are you that clueless?  What old man with the means to purchase any erectile dysfunction drug wouldn't take the chance to hit some relatively young ass?  Most men would risk a heart attack for that...If they're interested.  He never loved you.  You never loved him.  Take your hush money and go away.