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I Hate Glenn Beck and I Want Him Gone!!!!

The title says it all. And while I support the right of the little bitch to have his show and pretend to cry for his beloved country and whatnot, I also support my right to try to drive the witch out of town like the evil, violence inciting traitor his is.

Yes, I'm a liberal and I voted for Obama and it personally pisses me off to hear the dangerous, incendiary rhetoric that is being spewed by Fox a.k.a "The Militia Media". And while it would not cause me a moments pain to hear that Mr. Beck fell off the face of the planet or even better, that he was nailed to the wall of one of those gawdy temples his imaginary religion erects in perfectly lovely neighborhoods and set on fire (and no, it's nice to be intolerant of religion, but I still don't believe his is an actual religion. It's just a cult that managed to legitimize itself sorta like Scientology, though slightly less crazy. But I digress...so the reason that I even started this post was to put some info out there that people like me might find useful.  I found a great list on Media Matters with all the advertisers on 'Glenda the Bad Bitch's puppet show.  Here they are: 

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Walgreens Media Relations
Mary Shultz, Walgreens Manager, Broadcast Media: 847-914-2961
200 Wilmot Road
Deerfield, IL 60015
(847) 914-2500
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Lexmark x2 859-232-2221
Director of Corporate Communications – Lexmark
Tim Fitzpatrick
tfitzpat@lexmark.com
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Liberty Mutual 617-357-9500
John Cusolito, Vice President, Corporate Communications – Liberty Mutual
Phone: 617-574-5512
Email: john.cusolito@libertymutual.com
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Yellowbook 1-800-YB-YELLOW
http://www.yellowbook.com/contactus…
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Lazyboy
http://www.la-z-boy.com/contactus/
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Lending Tree 800-555-8733
Allison Vail - Manager of Corporate Communications – Lending Tree
704-943-8339
allison.vail@lendingtree.com
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Edward Jones 314-515-3269
John Boul, Manager of Global Media Relations of Edward Jones
(314) 515-3265
E-mail: john.boul@edwardjones.com
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Hyundai 800-633-5151
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Direct Buy 800-988-6049
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AARP 800-852-0879
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Schwab Bank 866-855-9102
415-636-5454 Speak to Glen Mathison or Greg Gable
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Legalzoom 323-962-8600 or 800-773-0888
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Joesph A Bank Clothiers (JoB Clothiers) x2 1-800-999-7472
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American Express x3 877-890-2639
212-640-5951 Speak to Mike O’Neal
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Cialis (Lilly Corp) x2 1-877-242-5471
317-276-2000
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Honda 800-999-1009, 310-783-2000
Ann Hartl, person in charge of advertising
“she wants to hear from us”
E-mail: ann_hartl@ahm.honda.com
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Volvo
Marriot
U.S. Trust (part of Bank of America)
Verizon
Geico
Lunesta
Garmin
Bayer
LL Bean
TD Ameritrade
Progressive
Americaspower.org (some Coal lobbyist group)
Lincoln
Farmer’s
Glass Doctor

http://www.lilly.com
http://www.ustrust.com
http://newscenter.verizon.com
http://www.geico.com
http://automobiles.honda.com
http://www.lunesta.com
http://www.garmin.com
http://www.schwabbank.com
http://www.josbank.com
https://secure.bayer.com
http://www10.americanexpress.com
http://www.llbean.com
http://www.tdameritrade.com
https://www.progressive.com
http://www.americaspower.org
http://www.lincoln.com
http://www.farmers.com
http://www.glassdoctor.com
http://www.walgreens.com

Please write or call and complain. Maybe the well will run dry and he'll have to take a loan out from the church to put his little cartoon on the air.

And yes, I do recognize the ignorance and irony of this post since I've clearly made disparaging remarks about Mormons.  I don't really have a problem with Mormons, I have a problem with organized religion in general. I do truly respect people's right to their spirituality so I feel a bit gulity about what I wrote. I didn't erase it though cuz I think it's funny and silly and no one would actually nail that plump little witch to a wall.  That would be messy and gross. Yuck!  I'm an inappropriate asshole, but I don't hate anyone based on their religious beliefs...unless they choose to condemn others because they don't share in them.  Those mutherfuckers can kiss my ass!

So complain because you think the Beck is out of line and dangerous. Don't not complain because I'm inappropriately funny.

Michael Steele Is An Even Bigger Bitch Than I Thought!

I just love when pompous asses are revealed as the frauds they are.  Case in point - Michael Steele-  the loud-mouthed, shucking and jiving, token black talking head for the Repugs. During the recent election cycle, this ass-clown was often featured on many of the cable news shows to run his mouth about how good Master...I mean, The Benevolent Republicans...have been to him and how great they have been for the country. He was so pleased with himself.  Like the school dork that is finally accepted by the "in" crowd.  He just couldn't believe his good luck that rich, mostly racist white folks let him sit at the lunch counter like he was one of them.  I guess every dog does have his day. Woo hoo!

Well it looks like Fido has heard the sound of his master's voice and he's now cowering in the corner like the bad dog he is.  It seems that Mr. Steele's "Illusion of Inclusion" was swiftly shattered when he had the audacity to talk back to Rush "My Evil Fat Heart Could Explode Any Minute" Limbaugh.  Mikey had the nerve to go on TV and talk to black folks (DL Hughley and Chuck D of all people! The HORROR!!!) then that ungrateful mutherfucker opened his mouth and said that Rush Limbaugh was nothing more than an entertainer and his rhetoric was incindiary and ugly.  Oh Hell No!!! Is that negro out of his damn mind??? You can't speak that way about the Michelin Man.  How dare you darkie! HOW...DARE...YOU!!! 

Well it only took about 36 51 minutes for "Mix Master Bitchy Bitch Mike" to release a re-mix and start begging for the forgiveness of King Rush. That dude has an incredible case of Stockholm Syndrome if ever there was one.  He would have been one of those slaves that refused to leave the plantation cuz "Massa been good to us".  Fuckin' Ay!  I hate to see a brotha grovel, but I must admit that I'm enjoying seeing this asshole squirm.  He's so scared that he's overstepped his bounds and that the people that he's worked so hard to gain acceptance from may turn him away, that he has NO fucking principles!  If he truly felt that what he said was correct, and if he truly believes his own hype that HE, not Rush, is the leader of the Republican party, then why in the hell is HE apologizing???

It's because in his meek little heart, he knows that he's only been propped up by the Repugs as a figurehead in a sad attempt to make the party look inclusive and forward thinking. The same way they put poor little Bobby Jackass up there to make a colossal ass out of himself the other night.  Well this attempt to pull the wool over the eyes of gullible black folk was an epic FAIL.  Nobody wants to "Be Like Mike".  His attempt to get some "street cred" just blew up in his silly face and I couldn't be happier.

Come on Repugs. Bring on the next brown skinned fucktard.  This is getting fun!

Jesse Jackson - There's a Village Missing an Idiot

Just when you thought it was safe, Jesse "Fucktard" Jackson rears his ugly head and sticks his big fat foot right in his big dumb mouth! He's a blowhard bore that has become increasingly insignificant. Now he only gets press by threatening Barack Obama's man-parts on Fox News of all places! I'm sure the shitheads at Fixed News couldn't wait to put Jesse's silly ass on blast. I bet they were praying that they could get at least one intelligible sound bite from the idiot, but they had no idea what a goldmine they were about to get! Woooh-Weeee. They got Jesse to disparage their common enemy without having to look like the haters they are. What a lucky break!
I am no fan of Jesse J. I've always known the dude was a tool and I never quite trusted him. When I was in the 11th grade, he came to my high school to talk to all of the black and brown kids about staying in school, being responsible and furthering their educations.  Sounds a lot like what Obama has been saying. Hmmm....strange that Jesse would have a problem with that??? Is it because he's been pushed out of the spotlight by a younger, better looking, far more educated and articulate black man that actually managed to become the Democratic nominee for President? Fucking player hater!
I never understood why anyone paid any damn attention to Jesse anyway. I think he’s a bonehead. With that in mind, I want to know two things:
1. Who made Jesse Jackson a "black leader"? I don't recall an election where black folks voted for Jesse as our leader and I sure as hell wouldn't have voted for him if there had been one.
2. What the hell is Jesse saying? I can' understand 99% of what comes out of the dude's mouth. He always sounds like he has a mouth full of shit and it's painful to hear him "speak".
Now I’ll add to that list that I also think Jesse is a big punk. He talks shit then apologizes when he's exposed.  If he wants to fondle Obama's junk, then cut it off and keep it as a souvenir, he should just own up to it. Don't run your mouth then think you can make it all better by hanging your head in shame and offering a bullshit "I'm sorry".
I'm also really tired of folks like Jesse Jackson getting pissed off when another black person of influence speaks the truth. Stevie Wonder can see that the black community has a number of problems that are tearing it apart. Turning a blind eye and not speaking up because you don't want put the dirty laundry on front street is not fooling anyone. Turn on the news. The story has been broken. Bill Cosby was right when he called on black men to get their shit together and take responsibility for the babies they make and treat their "baby mamas" right. Barack Obama is right when he tells the community to take personal responsibility for improving its quality of life by getting an education and building strong black families.  That is far from "talking down" to black people. That's acknowledging the pink elephant in the room and attempting to send it on its way. People can play the victim and refuse to see the big picture or they can accept and appreciate the hard truth from a man who didn't fall victim to his circumstances and leads by example. Jesse Jackson needs to cut off his own nuts, and his tongue while he's at it. He'd probably be easier to understand that way.

OMG! This Whore is Dirty....

I've picked on the dirty ho' chasing men that post on Craigslist looking for desperate women to cheat on their wives with.  Today I decided to see what the lovely ladies were up to and boy did I find a doozy! First, this skank can't even spell Manhattan, then she not only advertises that she's a cheating whore, but a cheating whore that want's some strangers spunk all up in her business. No wonder there is a rise in the rate of HIV infection among heterosexual women. I sure hope this was an ad placed by one of those dick-teasing pic collectors otherwise, this chick needs to strapped to rocket and launced into outer space where she can't do anymore harm. Her poor husband. Read on...

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Sad Celebrity Sighting...

I had the near misfortune of sharing the road with bad plastic surgery victim/used to be kinda famous, Tara Reid, on my ride home from work this evening.  I was headed north on La Cienega when I noticed a small blonde woman in a new BMW 335i convertible.  BMWs are a dime a dozen in this part of LA (even I was driving one) so that part was hardly noticeable. What made me glance over at the woman was the fact that she was blasting a horrible Kanye West song that I absolutely hate.  I didn't recognize her at that moment though. What I did notice was that she was driving like a flippin' MANIAC!!! She was gunning the engine every time the light turned green.  She was darting in and out of lanes. She did signal,but her moves were so fast and erratic that it was a wonder that she didn't get hit. 

Anyone that lives in LA or has driven here, knows that La Cienega is one of those streets that ALWAYS has stop and go traffic, especially right by the Beverly Center which is where we were.  I was so appalled by this woman's driving that when I pulled up next to her at the next light I looked over at her to give her a look of contempt. She looked over at me and she gave me the sweetest smile.  That's when I realized it was Tara Reid. She didn't give me a smug, bitchy "I can do whatever I want to do" smile either.  It was as if she was kind of embarrassed by her own behavior and she was a apologizing for it with her smile. I couldn't give her a dirty look at that point.  I actually felt a little bad for her and I gave her a little smile back. I started to tell her to be careful, but I decided against it.

Poor Tara. I think she was secretly trying to cause some drama that would get her some publicity. Two of Lindsay Lohan's accidents were only a few blocks from where we were and both of those incidents turned into a circus with news helicopters and everything. Maybe Tara was hoping for her breaking news at 11 moment? 

I finally made a turn onto another street so I don't know if she kept driving like a crackhead rushing to her dealer for a hit, but I haven't heard any helicopters or seen any breaks in the nightly newscast so I guess Tara made it home OK. I hope that girl gets a job soon.  It's kinda sad when you used to be a b-list actress and now you're dropped from the list all together and must suffer the indignity of driving a 3-series BMW while Britney drives a $150K Benz through the KFC drive-thru.  So sad...

Real World Hollywood: Greg Gives Will a BJ (sorta)

 

I caught a couple episodes of the Real World over the long weekend and I'm not surprised to see that MTV has put together a perfectly screwed up ensemble of celebrity wannabes.  They aren't all despicable.  I like Will and surprisingly enough, I'm starting to like Brianna. Though she has horrible taste in men and is a bit trashy, I find her to be a pretty sharp girl.  I can appreciate a woman with a strong bullshit detector and a low tolerance for it once she detects it.  The person that I've hated from day one is Greg.  That little bitch makes me literally scream at the television.  I don't buy his false superiority for one minute. He is a Class A pile of steaming, putrid shit and he knows it! He is not at all good-looking. He's not clever or charming, and not since Puck have a wanted so badly to see an epic tragedy befall a Real Worlder. Greg SUCKS!!!!

Since I hate Greg so much, I was ever so pleased to see him get played like the little bitch that he is when that silly whore/associate of his - Reva - hooked up with his roommate Will.  Then she lied straight to his face about it.  It always amazes me how these girls go on television, surrounded by cameras, and act like trashy gutter-snipes, but I guess a ho gotta be a ho.  Now this skank Reva comes over to the house as Greg's girl, then sneaks off with Will so that she can give him a blow-job under the ever watchful eye of the MTV cameras.  When Greg goes looking for her, he walks in on her smoking Will's pole (but I guess Greg didn't actually see the act in progress), and he goes running downstairs like a wounded bird.  So much for his lack of care about his "Associates". 

The little whore (Reva in case you missed it) comes trotting downstairs with the smell of Will's tool still on her breath and swears to Greg that nothing happened, even though Will tried to hook up with her.  Being the virtuous little angel that she is, she rebuffed Will's advances by putting his dick in her mouth so that he couldn't molest her.  Way to keep a man at bay Reva!  The amazing part is that Greg believed that bullshit! For real?!?! is he really that stupid or just in denial? Anyway, he and Reva go off to do who knows what. 

I was on the edge of my seat praying that they would show the two of them kissing.  I'm sure they did, but it would have been the icing on the cake to know that Greg was swapping spit with a girl that had his roomies junk in her mouth just minutes earlier.  Haha, that's some good stuff!  I really hate Greg. He's an insecure dork who seems to have some impairment to his motor skills.  Can that dude talk any slower? Anyway, it dawned on me that he reminded me of someone.  Do you see the resemblance too?

Dumb Bitch of the Week: Al Reynolds

Poor soon-to-be ex-husband of gastric bypass cautionary tale, Star Jones (you really shold look BETTER after the surgery).  The media has been speculating about why the fairy-tale marriage has come to an abrupt end and the focus seems to be on Al Reynolds and his questionable sexuality, percieved lack of a steady income and various other assaults to his character and manhood.  Al is determined to set the record straight by posting an open letter on his Myspace (for real Al? Myspace dude???) to all the haters out there that are sullying his good name.  This after his publicist (no shit? a publicist Al??? Por que?) said that Al would be taking the high road.  While Mr. Reynolds does not take the low road, it is pretty silly for a grown man to go on Myspace to try to convince the world that he is a productive, possibly straight, contributor to society.  I found the whole thing kind of sad.  Didn't Access Hollywood want this story?  Maybe he needs a new publicist? Al should just keep quiet and hope that Star rewards his obedience with a big check from which he and his new "partner" can reap the benefits.  If Al is looking for a fabulous hag to help him enjoy his windfall (if he doesn't screw things up) I have 20 years of experience and I'm available part-time.

For the full story....Open Letter: Al Reynolds Breaks His Silence on Divorce from Star Jones

Dumb Bitch of the Week

Shannon Torrez is a real nut job.  She slashed a woman's throat so that she could steal her 1-week old baby and pass it off as her own.  Now she's off to jail for about 30 years.  I don't know if that's even long enough for something so heinous, but now she'll have some time to meet some new people and make some life-long friends.  The friends you make in jail are the friends you keep forever I hear. Attempted murder and kidnapping is dumb.  Rotting in jail for 30 years is not fun.  Shannon Torrez is a dumb bitch.  Good riddance!
Woman Cops a Plea in Stolen Baby Case