Holy shit! Just when I thought that the cavalier attitude towards cosmetic surgery couldn't get any worse, a "celebrity" cosmetic surgeon is now trying to indoctrinate a whole new generation of self-absorbed, overly image conscious surgery whores. This fool actually wrote a book for the children of current surgery whores to help them understand why they no longer recognize their own mothers. The new book, 'My Beautiful Mommy' is targeted towards 4 to 7-year olds
and should help clear up any confusion the little tykes might have when their moms come home from "the spa" all bandaged, groggy and inflated. I guess he thinks he's doing these kids a service; I think he's trying to make a buck as well as line up some future patients. It's like the cigarette companie's philosophy of 'Get'em while they're young'. This guy is creating brand loyalty among the pre-school set. His next book will probably be titled:
'You're Only Ugly Because You Have Mommy's Old Nose. I Can Help.'







