Fierce Diva - Humor and Insight for the Grown and Sexy: April 2009

The title says it all. And while I support the right of the little bitch to have his show and pretend to cry for his beloved country and whatnot, I also support my right to try to drive the witch out of town like the evil, violence inciting traitor his is.

Yes, I'm a liberal and I voted for Obama and it personally pisses me off to hear the dangerous, incendiary rhetoric that is being spewed by Fox a.k.a "The Militia Media". And while it would not cause me a moments pain to hear that Mr. Beck fell off the face of the planet or even better, that he was nailed to the wall of one of those gawdy temples his imaginary religion erects in perfectly lovely neighborhoods and set on fire (and no, it's nice to be intolerant of religion, but I still don't believe his is an actual religion. It's just a cult that managed to legitimize itself sorta like Scientology, though slightly less crazy. But I digress...so the reason that I even started this post was to put some info out there that people like me might find useful. I found a great list on Media Matters with all the advertisers on 'Glenda the Bad Bitch's puppet show. Here they are:

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Walgreens Media Relations
Mary Shultz, Walgreens Manager, Broadcast Media: 847-914-2961
200 Wilmot Road
Deerfield, IL 60015
(847) 914-2500
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Lexmark x2 859-232-2221
Director of Corporate Communications – Lexmark
Tim Fitzpatrick
tfitzpat@lexmark.com
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Liberty Mutual 617-357-9500
John Cusolito, Vice President, Corporate Communications – Liberty Mutual
Phone: 617-574-5512
Email: john.cusolito@libertymutual.com
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Yellowbook 1-800-YB-YELLOW
http://www.yellowbook.com/contactus…
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Lazyboy
http://www.la-z-boy.com/contactus/
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Lending Tree 800-555-8733
Allison Vail - Manager of Corporate Communications – Lending Tree
704-943-8339
allison.vail@lendingtree.com
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Edward Jones 314-515-3269
John Boul, Manager of Global Media Relations of Edward Jones
(314) 515-3265
E-mail: john.boul@edwardjones.com
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Hyundai 800-633-5151
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Direct Buy 800-988-6049
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AARP 800-852-0879
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Schwab Bank 866-855-9102
415-636-5454 Speak to Glen Mathison or Greg Gable
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Legalzoom 323-962-8600 or 800-773-0888
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Joesph A Bank Clothiers (JoB Clothiers) x2 1-800-999-7472
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American Express x3 877-890-2639
212-640-5951 Speak to Mike O’Neal
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Cialis (Lilly Corp) x2 1-877-242-5471
317-276-2000
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Honda 800-999-1009, 310-783-2000
Ann Hartl, person in charge of advertising
“she wants to hear from us”
E-mail: ann_hartl@ahm.honda.com
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Volvo
Marriot
U.S. Trust (part of Bank of America)
Verizon
Geico
Lunesta
Garmin
Bayer
LL Bean
TD Ameritrade
Progressive
Americaspower.org (some Coal lobbyist group)
Lincoln
Farmer’s
Glass Doctor

Please write or call and complain. Maybe the well will run dry and he'll have to take a loan out from the church to put his little cartoon on the air.

And yes, I do recognize the ignorance and irony of this post since I've clearly made disparaging remarks about Mormons. I don't really have a problem with Mormons, I have a problem with organized religion in general. I do truly respect people's right to their spirituality so I feel a bit gulity about what I wrote. I didn't erase it though cuz I think it's funny and silly and no one would actually nail that plump little witch to a wall. That would be messy and gross. Yuck! I'm an inappropriate asshole, but I don't hate anyone based on their religious beliefs...unless they choose to condemn others because they don't share in them. Those mutherfuckers can kiss my ass!

So complain because you think the Beck is out of line and dangerous. Don't not complain because I'm inappropriately funny.