I just love when pompous asses are revealed as the frauds they are. Case in point - Michael Steele- the loud-mouthed, shucking and jiving, token black talking head for the Repugs. During the recent election cycle, this ass-clown was often featured on many of the cable news shows to run his mouth about how good Master...I mean, The Benevolent Republicans...have been to him and how great they have been for the country. He was so pleased with himself. Like the school dork that is finally accepted by the "in" crowd. He just couldn't believe his good luck that rich, mostly racist white folks let him sit at the lunch counter like he was one of them. I guess every dog does have his day. Woo hoo!
Well it looks like Fido has heard the sound of his master's voice and he's now cowering in the corner like the bad dog he is. It seems that Mr. Steele's "Illusion of Inclusion" was swiftly shattered when he had the audacity to talk back to Rush "My Evil Fat Heart Could Explode Any Minute" Limbaugh. Mikey had the nerve to go on TV and talk to black folks (DL Hughley and Chuck D of all people! The HORROR!!!) then that ungrateful mutherfucker opened his mouth and said that Rush Limbaugh was nothing more than an entertainer and his rhetoric was incindiary and ugly. Oh Hell No!!! Is that negro out of his damn mind??? You can't speak that way about the Michelin Man. How dare you darkie! HOW...DARE...YOU!!!
Well it only took about 36 51 minutes for "Mix Master Bitchy Bitch Mike" to release a re-mix and start begging for the forgiveness of King Rush. That dude has an incredible case of Stockholm Syndrome if ever there was one. He would have been one of those slaves that refused to leave the plantation cuz "Massa been good to us". Fuckin' Ay! I hate to see a brotha grovel, but I must admit that I'm enjoying seeing this asshole squirm. He's so scared that he's overstepped his bounds and that the people that he's worked so hard to gain acceptance from may turn him away, that he has NO fucking principles! If he truly felt that what he said was correct, and if he truly believes his own hype that HE, not Rush, is the leader of the Republican party, then why in the hell is HE apologizing???
It's because in his meek little heart, he knows that he's only been propped up by the Repugs as a figurehead in a sad attempt to make the party look inclusive and forward thinking. The same way they put poor little Bobby Jackass up there to make a colossal ass out of himself the other night. Well this attempt to pull the wool over the eyes of gullible black folk was an epic FAIL. Nobody wants to "Be Like Mike". His attempt to get some "street cred" just blew up in his silly face and I couldn't be happier.
Come on Repugs. Bring on the next brown skinned fucktard. This is getting fun!
