Fierce Diva - Humor and Insight for the Grown and Sexy

I Hate Glenn Beck and I Want Him Gone!!!!

The title says it all. And while I support the right of the little bitch to have his show and pretend to cry for his beloved country and whatnot, I also support my right to try to drive the witch out of town like the evil, violence inciting traitor his is.

Yes, I'm a liberal and I voted for Obama and it personally pisses me off to hear the dangerous, incendiary rhetoric that is being spewed by Fox a.k.a "The Militia Media". And while it would not cause me a moments pain to hear that Mr. Beck fell off the face of the planet or even better, that he was nailed to the wall of one of those gawdy temples his imaginary religion erects in perfectly lovely neighborhoods and set on fire (and no, it's nice to be intolerant of religion, but I still don't believe his is an actual religion. It's just a cult that managed to legitimize itself sorta like Scientology, though slightly less crazy. But I digress...so the reason that I even started this post was to put some info out there that people like me might find useful.  I found a great list on Media Matters with all the advertisers on 'Glenda the Bad Bitch's puppet show.  Here they are: 

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Walgreens Media Relations
Mary Shultz, Walgreens Manager, Broadcast Media: 847-914-2961
200 Wilmot Road
Deerfield, IL 60015
(847) 914-2500
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Lexmark x2 859-232-2221
Director of Corporate Communications – Lexmark
Tim Fitzpatrick
tfitzpat@lexmark.com
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Liberty Mutual 617-357-9500
John Cusolito, Vice President, Corporate Communications – Liberty Mutual
Phone: 617-574-5512
Email: john.cusolito@libertymutual.com
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Yellowbook 1-800-YB-YELLOW
http://www.yellowbook.com/contactus…
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Lazyboy
http://www.la-z-boy.com/contactus/
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Lending Tree 800-555-8733
Allison Vail - Manager of Corporate Communications – Lending Tree
704-943-8339
allison.vail@lendingtree.com
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Edward Jones 314-515-3269
John Boul, Manager of Global Media Relations of Edward Jones
(314) 515-3265
E-mail: john.boul@edwardjones.com
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Hyundai 800-633-5151
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Direct Buy 800-988-6049
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AARP 800-852-0879
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Schwab Bank 866-855-9102
415-636-5454 Speak to Glen Mathison or Greg Gable
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Legalzoom 323-962-8600 or 800-773-0888
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Joesph A Bank Clothiers (JoB Clothiers) x2 1-800-999-7472
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American Express x3 877-890-2639
212-640-5951 Speak to Mike O’Neal
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Cialis (Lilly Corp) x2 1-877-242-5471
317-276-2000
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Honda 800-999-1009, 310-783-2000
Ann Hartl, person in charge of advertising
“she wants to hear from us”
E-mail: ann_hartl@ahm.honda.com
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Volvo
Marriot
U.S. Trust (part of Bank of America)
Verizon
Geico
Lunesta
Garmin
Bayer
LL Bean
TD Ameritrade
Progressive
Americaspower.org (some Coal lobbyist group)
Lincoln
Farmer’s
Glass Doctor

http://www.lilly.com
http://www.ustrust.com
http://newscenter.verizon.com
http://www.geico.com
http://automobiles.honda.com
http://www.lunesta.com
http://www.garmin.com
http://www.schwabbank.com
http://www.josbank.com
https://secure.bayer.com
http://www10.americanexpress.com
http://www.llbean.com
http://www.tdameritrade.com
https://www.progressive.com
http://www.americaspower.org
http://www.lincoln.com
http://www.farmers.com
http://www.glassdoctor.com
http://www.walgreens.com

Please write or call and complain. Maybe the well will run dry and he'll have to take a loan out from the church to put his little cartoon on the air.

And yes, I do recognize the ignorance and irony of this post since I've clearly made disparaging remarks about Mormons.  I don't really have a problem with Mormons, I have a problem with organized religion in general. I do truly respect people's right to their spirituality so I feel a bit gulity about what I wrote. I didn't erase it though cuz I think it's funny and silly and no one would actually nail that plump little witch to a wall.  That would be messy and gross. Yuck!  I'm an inappropriate asshole, but I don't hate anyone based on their religious beliefs...unless they choose to condemn others because they don't share in them.  Those mutherfuckers can kiss my ass!

So complain because you think the Beck is out of line and dangerous. Don't not complain because I'm inappropriately funny.

Michael Steele Is An Even Bigger Bitch Than I Thought!

I just love when pompous asses are revealed as the frauds they are.  Case in point - Michael Steele-  the loud-mouthed, shucking and jiving, token black talking head for the Repugs. During the recent election cycle, this ass-clown was often featured on many of the cable news shows to run his mouth about how good Master...I mean, The Benevolent Republicans...have been to him and how great they have been for the country. He was so pleased with himself.  Like the school dork that is finally accepted by the "in" crowd.  He just couldn't believe his good luck that rich, mostly racist white folks let him sit at the lunch counter like he was one of them.  I guess every dog does have his day. Woo hoo!

Well it looks like Fido has heard the sound of his master's voice and he's now cowering in the corner like the bad dog he is.  It seems that Mr. Steele's "Illusion of Inclusion" was swiftly shattered when he had the audacity to talk back to Rush "My Evil Fat Heart Could Explode Any Minute" Limbaugh.  Mikey had the nerve to go on TV and talk to black folks (DL Hughley and Chuck D of all people! The HORROR!!!) then that ungrateful mutherfucker opened his mouth and said that Rush Limbaugh was nothing more than an entertainer and his rhetoric was incindiary and ugly.  Oh Hell No!!! Is that negro out of his damn mind??? You can't speak that way about the Michelin Man.  How dare you darkie! HOW...DARE...YOU!!! 

Well it only took about 36 51 minutes for "Mix Master Bitchy Bitch Mike" to release a re-mix and start begging for the forgiveness of King Rush. That dude has an incredible case of Stockholm Syndrome if ever there was one.  He would have been one of those slaves that refused to leave the plantation cuz "Massa been good to us".  Fuckin' Ay!  I hate to see a brotha grovel, but I must admit that I'm enjoying seeing this asshole squirm.  He's so scared that he's overstepped his bounds and that the people that he's worked so hard to gain acceptance from may turn him away, that he has NO fucking principles!  If he truly felt that what he said was correct, and if he truly believes his own hype that HE, not Rush, is the leader of the Republican party, then why in the hell is HE apologizing???

It's because in his meek little heart, he knows that he's only been propped up by the Repugs as a figurehead in a sad attempt to make the party look inclusive and forward thinking. The same way they put poor little Bobby Jackass up there to make a colossal ass out of himself the other night.  Well this attempt to pull the wool over the eyes of gullible black folk was an epic FAIL.  Nobody wants to "Be Like Mike".  His attempt to get some "street cred" just blew up in his silly face and I couldn't be happier.

Come on Repugs. Bring on the next brown skinned fucktard.  This is getting fun!

WTF Is Wrong With People????

Here I sit, horrified and appalled, but not surprised at the ignorance, arrogance and down-right stupidity of certain assholes in the media.

Today's news coverage has consisted of report after report about one of Rupert the Braindead Dipshit's newspapers running a "comic" showing two white cops shooting a chimpanzee to death and making a reference to the recently passed stimulus bill.  The "comic", in my opinion, was absolutely a vile attempt to insult and attack President Obama by playing into an old, racist stereotype of equating black people with apes. 

Of course, the paper and the retard that authored the piece of shit claim that their was no racist overtone intended or unintended.  I call bullshit on that one.  No one is buying that crap and they are wasting their time trying to sell it.

The hateful ridiculousness of this thing is bad enough, but now because of this I am forced to agree with Al Sharpton! The horror! I often see Sharpton and Jesse Jackson as a couple of opportunist that often make a mountain out of a mole hill, but today I have to side with Big Al. He may be an opportunist, but Rupert and his dickheaded thugs handed this one to Sharpton on a silver platter.  Al and his buddies are going to march right down to the offices of the Post tomorrow to raise some hell and I say "More Power to Them!" If I weren't on the West coast, I'd be out there freezing my black ass off with them.  This is absolutely outrageous! I'm all for free speech, but this crossed a line for me.

I hope that all the negative publicity dwindles the already lean advertising dollars that the nasty rag is able to raise.  I will be paying close attention to who is advertising with the Post and I will boycott any and all advertisers.  I hope that this is the beginning of the end for Murdoch and that he'll someday soon pack up his dentures and Viagra and take his sorry ass back to Australia.

This is Awesome! and Sarah Palin is a Bitch...

Dude said everything I was thinking. Fuck Sarah Palin!

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes....

Well the new job was a flop and in less than three months I beat a hasty retreat. I should have known better than to go work for a company that is 95% female and family owned. I wish I could be more supportive of women-owned businesses, but bitches are crazy and I have NEVER worked well with them for the most part. I'm just glad to be out of that toxic environment. I swear it was killing me. Monday thru Friday, I would have the worst pain in my neck. It would go away by Friday night, then on Sundays I would fall into a deep depression at the thought of returning to the office. Not healthy at all.  So now I'm going to take a few months off to get my head and body back together (I've been to the gym twice in 3 months. Yikes!). I've told everyone that I've gone to "the spa". The spa is my condo with scented candles and soft music. It is where I retreat to my reading and journaling after a good workout and a light lunch. If only I could spend the next 20 years at the spa:( Oh well, life goes on :o)

Samuel L. Jackson Looks Nervous...

Shit! Can you blame him??? Let's start a prayer circle for that brotha right now!!!

Fupa Fetish????

Holy shit! Is this really something that is sexy to anyone?  I'm not sure what's going on.  Are those panties around her ass too or just on the Fupa??? I'm confused!

Brett Favre is a Selfish Bitch...

Wasn't it just a few months ago that this little girl was crying on TV, snot running down her face and her little voice cracking like a zit-faced prepubescant teenager? Crying about how much he's going to miss the Packers and football and slapping grown men an their asses? Now this self-absorbed crybaby has decided that the people of Wisconsin have suffered enough. The trauma of his "retirement" was just too much for one state to have to bear so now he's coming back to save the day.  Friggin' glory hog. He's not satisfied with the phenomenal success that he's already had.  He just has to have more.  He can't let someone else step up and live their dream the same way he did? Noooooo.  He has to be the star. He can't just quit while he's ahead and go enjoy his life.  The dude is 40! Get off the field grandpa! Then again, he's only 40, he could be enjoying his life and his millions in so many other ways. I predict a shitty season for a selfish bastard. GO COWBOYS!!!!

That's What Friends are For

So I'm out the other night with my best friend a.k.a "gay husband" having a great time like we usually do, when that bitch had the nerve to call me a hermit!  He says that I've become all work and no play.  This isn't entirely true.  I have become a little distant from a lot of my friends, but I wouldn't say I'm a complete recluse. I've probably spent more of my free time with the gay husband over the last year than anyone else though.  I have been flying my Hag Flag a little too high, a little too long. I love my girlfriends, but I'm at that age where they are all either married and are constantly trying to convince me that I need to settle down and get married too so that I can be part of one of their boring married couples "date nights" or I have the girlfriends that aren't married, but desperately want to be so they want to go out all the time on a man hunt.  These are the girls that you can't even go out and have a nice dinner with since they can't be bothered to have a conversation with you because they're craning their necks trying to spot a single man who with any luck will become "the one" within 6 months so that they can be married right around their one year anniversary.  I shit you not. I have a friend with that EXACT timetable in her head.  So I've just been laying low and avoiding all of these people because I get tired of the same conversations about shit that I really don't care about.  Well, I do realize that I'm in danger of becoming a "dull girl" so I'm taking preemptive measures.  One of my very good friends has moved back to town after having gone through a horrible divorce.  Unlike my other single girlfriends, her outlook on life and relationships is vastly different.  She's very much in "nothing but fun" mode.  The other day I jokingly said "Let's travel to beautiful exotic places with the intent of making love to gorgeous men who we can barely communicate with unless we're naked". Her response  "Hell yeah! Where should we go first?" Now that's a friend that will bring me out of my rut! We're having dinner tomorrow night and planning our trip to Australia. The communication will be a little easier, but the intent will be the same. G'Day!

Bad Idea of the Day: Holding Sex Hostage

I don’t know if this is a new trend, but I have now spoken to or overheard 5 different women in their 30s who say that they are no longer having sex until they are married. The reason being is that they feel that men don’t take them seriously and they have to show them that they are looking for something more permanent than just dating. I guess there’s nothing really wrong with that way of thinking, but I think these women are in for a rude awakening. I wish them luck, but I predict disappointment and epic failure. If this is something you’re thinking about, consider this:

1. You’re not giving it up which means you’re not getting any either. Sexual frustration makes for one unpleasant and undesirable broad. Dates will be few and far between.
2. You ain’t the only game in town. I’m sure you’re a lovely person and any man would be lucky to have you, but while you’re holding out, he’s humping someone else. Brutal truth. Believe it.
3. You’ve played your hand and exposed yourself. Men now know that you will use sex as a bargaining chip, and that’s not sexy. Who wants to deal with that?
4. How do you know you want to commit yourself to a man that you haven’t given a test drive? I would guess that all sexually active women know the bitter disappointment of lousy sex. I can  deal with messing up my hair for a bad piece of ass once,but if you’re looking to have me looking like a windblown mess on the regular, you best be bringing the heat.
5. OK, more brutal truth: You’re in your 30s. You are competing with teenagers and 20-somethings for men. You’re already at a disadvantage. One advantage that you actually have is that your life experience and confidence makes you far superior in bed to these little girls. I highly recommend that you fuck your way to his heart.

I know these women are buying into the whole “Why buy the cow…?” crap, but I truly doubt that a man is going to buy a whole cow just so he can get a piece of tail. I say “Why buy the bull when you can get the bullshit for free?” Date, hang out and get to know someone without an agenda. Enjoy yourself and get your jollies, then move forward or move on once you have an idea if you have a winner or a loser. You can try holding out on sex, but I think you’ll end up even more frustrated. The Rabbit can only do so much and batteries are expensive!